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Writer's Block: Ready for my close-up

If you could make a cameo appearance on a TV show, which show would you choose, and what type of character would you play?

Submitted By speedingslug

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Well, I'd say ashes to ashes   (and ANY kind of role. I MEAN, ANY. Just for the sake of being in that god-damn epic show) but as it's over (waaaahhh), I choose The Office . Just...imagine the possibilities.

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Writer's Block: BFFs

If you were in solitary confinement for the rest of your life, and you discovered a cockroach in your room, would you kill it or make it your friend?

Submitted By jixxle

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KILL IT.

Yeah, in case you didn't notice. I hate them.